DEMOCRATIC Take ------

Nuns on the Bus:  The Republicans are anti-Christ meanies.  We say give workers a living wage, or improve the safety net for the poor.


REPUBLICAN Take --------

Want to fight poverty?  Create jobs by spurring the economy.  


DEMOCRATIC Take -------

Hey, you, male, chauvinist Republicans, get out of my bedroom.  And, leave my body alone.  If I feel I need an abortion, that's my call, not a Jesus call.


REPUBLICAN Take ---------

We don't know those people in Missouri.  And, what's a platform plank anyway?  It's never supported anything anyway.  If you don't believe me, check the DEM platform for '08.


DEMOCRATIC Take -------

Paul Ryan lied about his record in a marathon he ran.  Liar, liar, Ryan's a liar.


REPUBLICAN Take -------

Hmmm.  Consider the context.  In a radio interview, Paul was asked whether he runs in marathons.  It's been quite some time, he replied.  He went on to say his back wasn't good enough to run a marathon.  He just runs maybe 8 miles a day for exercise.  The last time he ran a marathon was in 1990; my time was about 2 hrs. 50 min., he said. 

He was wrong.  It took him roughly 3 hrs 50 minutes.  Yes, he failed to recall his time in a marathon he ran 22 years ago.  Well if that doesn't disqualify him for high office, I guess nothing will.